Gallery — Erik Scott

I don’t acknowledge any achievements before distracting technology. Like what else did you have to do?

This year for halloween I'm going to be a "shell of a man".

On my grandparent’s 50th anniversary my grandpa stood in front of everyone to make a toast and said, “being marri… https://t.co/9BR4UgIkTI

What award do I receive if I make it through the pandemic without instagramming a tweet?

“No I requested two day SHIPPING!” https://t.co/G7fGYFARrc

My friend gave me a book and said that I “wouldn’t enjoy it until the 3rd or 4th read” which is basically saying “I got you a bad gift.”

Movie Characters in therapy: Elliot from “E.T.” https://t.co/XNwxOw0eYb

I only watched one movie today and I feel like a lazy piece of shit.

At this point my dog and I get equally excited at the idea of going in the car.